Loading Screen Simulator Achievement Guide
Progression Achievements
And that’s where it starts
Click the button
Is it over yet? No? Okay
Click the button 1000 times.
$Lots of cash$
Click the button 10000 times
As the achievement says, you need to click on the “Earn money” button.
Autoclicker software is optional but highly recommended.
Loaded!
Finally
Beat the game once.
OVERLOADED
Again?
Beat the game twice.
One more for the go
Okay why?
Beat the game ten times.
Speed Achievements
1 byte/sec
Slooooooooooooo
1 kilobyte/sec
I can work with that.
1 megabyte/sec
That’s Mega
1 gigabyte/sec
That’s too much! I don’t know if I can pay for this.
1 petabyte/sec
KALM DOWN! ARE YOU GONNA DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE INTERNET
1 Exabyte/sec
Your PC is slowly sucking in the universe.
To increase your download speed, you need to donate money using the “Give us your money” button in Shindows shop; you’ll need to donate about 1.5m to get the last achievement.
Note: After you’ve spent the money, you have to click on Earn money again for the achievements to trigger
Speedrun
Wow that was fast
I highly recommend using an auto-clicker for this one, start getting enough money (about 2100) to get all upgrades and make sure to complete the quiz in the console for an extra speed bump, then auto click for another few minutes until you get more than 10k cash, and spend all the extra over it on more download speed (Give us your money button), keep spending it until you finish the game.
Misc. Achievements
Yay Victory
Huh, I didn’t know that it was possible to win in console… cool.
Buy the “Console Shindow” upgrade on Shindows shop and answer every question correctly.
The fouteenth letter of the alphabet= n
How many fingers your left onion has = 0
Are you a humnan = no
A+b = ab
How many questions you have already answered= 4
|3-x|=2x = 1
How many letters in this sentence = 28
Do you like this game? = no
Are you seriously = yes
What is my name? = Ruslan
Note: Make sure to type the answer at the bottom and not where “Correct; Wrong” appears.
Example:
high score I guess :/
Get 100 points in the game
This must be done in the pong like minigame; it’s really time consuming and boring, might take between 10-15 minutes.
Edit: You get 1 point every 7 seconds or so, so it’ll take about 700 seconds to get 100.
Secret
Doobydoobydabbadoobydabadooda bedigabibblebede, It’s a secret!
Buy the “Web Explorer” upgrade and leave it open for a while, a Pepe emoji should show up after a few minutes. Click on it.
I recommend working on high score achievement while waiting for this.
A small loan of a million dollars
Now you can make Loading great again
Get 1 million dollars. should come naturally if you’re working on download speeds.
The cake is not a lie
Click…
Click on the “Cake Eater” logo when the game is loading.
Gotta go fast
You dirty little hacker 😉
Click as fast as you can.
Hint: Use an auto clicker 😉 (50 clicks per second worked for me, or 20 ms)
restart game, click Get Money, press tab and then enter
insta win
restart game, click Get Money, press tab and then enter
insta win
^^^ this is the best exploit ever, what a fantastic developer to not do that kind of bugtesting xD
Thanks a lot.
I also unlocked “Speed Run” achievement by doing that. 😀
gotta go fast doesn’t work for me :/
gotta go fast doesn’t work for me :/
^ for me neither :c
Just completing the game with the suggestions and then reading that comments “click get money then press tab then enter” it feels like FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC WHY DIDNT TELL THAT BEFORE MAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS HHHHHH
Awesome That Helped Me
Thank You