Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator – A List of All The Dad Tips
#1 – Don’t forget to floss every day
#2 – It’s never too early to invest in a personal IRA
#3 – Start building credit as soon as possible
#4 – Stand up for yourself – don’t let anyone disrespect you
#5 – Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
#6 – Don’t trust anyone who likes their meat well done
#7 – LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
#8 – Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
#9 – Don’t use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
#10 – If you’re parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street
#11 – It’s rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
#12 – Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
#13 – Buy quality, not quantity
#14 – Shave with the grain
#15 – You always have time for a beer with your buds
#16 – Always use a coat of wax after a wash
#17 – Nothing can beat reading in print
#18 – Always carry a pocket knife
#19 – Use your hips when throwing
#20 – Keep your word
#21 – Eat a lot of broccoli
#22 – Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
#23 – Take care of your health while you’re still young
#24 – Always help a friend in need
#25 – Drink plenty of water
#26 – Exercise regularly and you’ll stay healthy!
#27 – Don’t eat too close to your bedtime
#28 – Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
#29 – Medicine is not always the best medicine
#30 – Always bring a war chest
#31 – You’re young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
#32 – You can’t beat the whammy bar
#33 – The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
#34 – Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
#35 – It’s called masking tape for a reason
#36 – Trust no one
#37 – If you press the ignition too long you’ll just flood the engine
#38 – The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
#39 – They really stepped up the production value in Episode V
#40 – Managing debt is just part of being an adult
#41 – Run through the finish line
#42 – What you do, when you don’t have to, will determine where you’ll be when you can’t help it
#43 – When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
#44 – Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
#45 – Do what you love and the money will come
#46 – Do it once, do it right
#47 – Don’t skip the corners
#48 – Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
#49 – If the police are driving behind you, don’t give them probable cause to pull you over
#50 – Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
#51 – You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
#52 – A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye
#53 – Pet every dog
#54 – Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
#55 – Liquor before beef, you’re in the clear
#56 – Go ask your mother
#57 – If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet
#58 – Practice makes permanent
#59 – First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
#60 – Never give up, never remember
#61 – That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
#62 – Whistle while you work
#63 – Please remember to call us once in a while
#64 – Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance
#65 – Grow your own vegetables. It’s cheaper, I think
#66 – It’s okay if you don’t come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
#67 – Try to exercise regularly
#68 – Sleep is important! Make sure you’re getting enough
#69 – It’s okay to cry if you’re feeling sad
#70 – Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don’t sleep on rocks
#71 – Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
#72 – The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
#73 – When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
#74 – Anyone who tells you that a drink isn’t manly has never known heartache
#75 – Call someone if you’re thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you
#76 – If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all
#77 – Don’t smoke
#78 – Try not to make assumptions about people
#79 – Don’t trust gas station egg sandwiches
#80 – Please don’t pirate games
#81 – It’s better to be early than late
#82 – Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein
#83 – Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
#84 – Treat people better than they treat you
#85 – Be generous and kind to everyone
#86 – Always try your best at everything
#87 – Spend less money than you make
#88 – Pay your bills early
#89 – Look at situations positively
#90 – Always try to make others around you happy
#91 – Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you comfortable ??
#92 – You’re never too busy or important to be kind to others