Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Joseph’s Ending Guide

Little Hints

Joseph » “COOL YOUTH MINISTER DAD”

Hint: Always save before choosing an answer! It’ll be easier to restart.

Hint: Make sure you choose Chris with the little boy!

DATE ONE ( RANK: S )

Margarita Zone – 1 / 3

Question    Answer

“Kids, come on. Dial it back on the creepy twin shtick.” – Egg them on.

“No, I can’t take it-” – Go with something obscure.

“Save me from the spiders!” – Spoon Duel the Spider King

“I think you and I put together can make one pretty convincing argument for these brownies. Don’t you?” – “Oh yeah!”

“So, what recipe did you use for these brownies?” – “We improvised.”

“You sure can. I bet I could eat ten brownies. – ” Let the man buy his brownies.

“Would you be interested in one of our delicious, homemade brownies?” – Remember that one time…

“Uh…” – “They seem nice.”

“Um… I’m really sorry about that.” – “Brownies fix everything.”

DATE TWO ( RANK: S )

Margarita Zone – 2 / 3

Question    Answer

“We can’t get it down, but we can send a different message.” – Jesus is calming.

“Gotta play the sad tunes to properly appreciate the bangers, right?” – “That’s not how DJing works.”

“What was his wife’s name again?” – “Sandra.”

“Let’s start them off easy…” – Start with the Lawnmower.

“Alright, let’s turn up the heat.” – Running man.

“Keep it up, I think they’re coming around!” – Cabbage Patch.

“If we pull the right moves, the kids will join us in no time.” – Moonwalk.

“Alright, time for the big finish!” – Death drop.

“It’s a place where you can kick your feet up and forget about your worries for a while.” – “Watch out for blown out flip flops.”

DATE THREE ( RANK: S )

Margarita Zone – 3 / 3

Question    Answer

“This is the part where we wrestle Neptune, so please remove your shirt and roll in some talcum powder.” – “Can do!”

I yell out to the ocean – “I HAD LOBSTER LAST WEEK AND I CAN’T WAIT TO EAT MORE OF YOU.”

Radio Minigame: Put in both wires and paperclips. Then add nail, coin, and gum.

“There’s worse places to be stuck on than a yacht. Wine?” – “Wine!!”

“It’s gotta be here somewhere.” – Examine cabinet.

Examine Cabinet. – Examine Drawer.

“Now I just need to find some glasses.” – Focus on the rest of the room.

Examine Shelf Examine photos, books, and knick-knacks.

Focus on the rest of the room. – Examine lounge.

Examine bed, floor, and side table. – Focus on the rest of the room, head back up to Joseph.

“Five on a good day. Pour me.” – POWER FOUR.

“Uh….” – “Do you like your mysteries… hot bodied?”

Continue with the talk. – “This view though…”

Continue with the talk. – “What’s it like owning a yacht?”

“If you had a yacht, what would you name it?” – “Long, Hard, and Full of Seamen.”

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